Just as we can't always tell when a fart is creeping up on us until it's already released into the air, belches, and sneezes can also come on quite suddenly. The good news (or bad news?) is it isn't always the recipient who has air coming out of them during oral. A mature couple will laugh at the moment and carry on, but there's still no denying that the sound is hardly sexy. If your vagina wants to make some noise right at the moment your partner buries their face into you, there ain't no stoppin' it. And the worst part is, you really can't control a queef.
However, that sound they make isn't exactly the sweetest tune in the world. They're just air from the outside world that was pushed into your lady pocket and decided to use the entrance as the exit. You Queefįriendly reminder to all the people out there: Queefs themselves are not gross. Also, your partner will likely to be too wrapped up in their task at hand to even notice if you happen to let one fly.
Try something like, “I’m really enjoying everything that you’re doing right now, but I really have to pee,” and then take care of business in the bathroom. You can go that route, or let your partner know you need to excuse yourself for a moment. It can be enough to ruin the experience entirely - rather than focusing on how good you're feeling, you're focusing on keeping yourself as tightly closed as possible. When your legs are spread and a person's face is between them, the very last thing you want to feel is that gurgle deep within your digestive system that signifies a bubble of air just dying to escape. You Really Need To Fart While They’re Going Down On You It might make you cringe if your partner finds a bit of white paper, but hey, at least they can be 100 percent sure you clean up after yourself. Lots of us occasionally leave a little TP behind, but it usually gets washed or peed away before being discovered. Just in case you needed another reason to hate one-ply toilet paper, think about how easy it is for a scrap of it to get stuck somewhere down there until your partner accidentally removes it with their tongue. Your Partner Finds A Stray Piece Of Toilet Paper But it’s all completely normal (if a little cringe) and honestly can be a part of the fun. Most of these are just the natural effects of having a human body - they might be messy, awkward, some people might even think they’re gross. But even if you experience all of them in one sitting, don’t fret too much. If you're one of the many people who loves to get eaten out, these awkward things may happen during cunnilingus from time to time. But just as with any type of sex, there’s plenty of opportunity for things to get messy during oral.
If you're worried about how your vagina smells or tastes, there's seriously no reason to be worried. And when you're receiving oral, everything that can possibly come from your crotch is going to happen right in your partner's face. And just like any complex work of art, there's a lot that can go wrong. But if you've had significant experience receiving cunnilingus, you know very well that sometimes, weird things are bound to happen when you receive oral sex.Īnyone who has seen a vagina knows that there's a lot going on down there. Oral sex is one of the greatest kinds of sex that exists, especially if it's being given by someone skilled at the fine art of eating someone out. It's hard to think of anything that feels better than another person's tongue on your body.
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